Of course you should believe me, I’m your boyfriend. Trust me on that one. Exactly. She’s my sister. What would you expect from my sister? That she was a righteous bitch. Or just mean. My youngest sister is two, Oz, and she is more scary than you.
You could always get down on one knee and propose to me instead. Aren’t you the one constantly saying no one wears the pants in this relationship? As long as you stay away from Patrick and Emil you will be just fine. Avoid Cathrin as well. Mostly because she’s a pretentious bitch and I don’t get how my mother manage to give birth to such an annoying creature. Yep, nine rooms. Oh, come on, Oz, we can clean the sheets. Or burn them. Or we can do it on the floor, against the wall, on the chair. We don’t really need a bed for it as long as the surface we have sex on is inside the room.
Trust that your sister is the devil? I still don’t know, Em. I’d believe it if I saw it, happy? A fighting spirit that knows how to handle herself when she needs to, but otherwise is kind and nurturing. That’s what I expect from your sister, or at least this sister. I’m scarier than a two year old!
I’m pretty sure you’d reject the proposal if I did that and then you’d come back a week later with a proposal of your own. Maybe… but you’re very adamant that there is a pair of pants and you’re the one wearing them. I’ll try, but we both know how I am when it comes to trouble. I always get into it, even when I’m not trying. Cathrin can’t be that bad. I think you’re exaggerating. Tin Man, they’re still your sister’s rooms. What if they walk in on us? What if your mother does? We could scar them all for life.
She’s really mean. She’s like the devil, I swear to you. Oh please, Oz, my youngest sister is more scary than you.
Well, either way, gather up the courage of meeting my family before you’re 21. They might be bad but they like you so they won’t do anything. Oh shut it. Let’s talk about the fact we still have nine rooms in my house to go on our “To have sex in” list.
I’ve never seen her mean side so I’m not entirely sure I should believe you and she’s most definitely not the devil! She’s your sister and I love her. …Em, I can’t believe you just said that.
I will. I’ve done it once before, I can do it again. But you best have proposed to me before then, Gallagher! I don’t think they’d do anything. I mean, not anything too bad. Maybe they’d pull pranks on me, but that’s it. Right? Nine rooms? Your sister’s live in your house. They have rooms there that I’m not stepping foot in.
If I didn’t cuddle with Bea she would castrate me. She might look cute but she’s just as mean as my mother sometimes.
Will you ever be prepared for it? Remember our deal; we’re getting married until you’re 21. You will have to face them by then. Don’t… don’t mention it. I don’t need this image in my head. Especially how I know she will flirt right back.
Bea’s not mean, she just doesn’t take anyone’s shit. Hey, but maybe I’d do that too if you didn’t cuddle with me. I can be mean.
Maybe, I can’t be sure. It’ll be easier next time. That’s not what you said. You told me if you hadn’t proposed to me before then then you’re taking me to Las Vegas to get married. I’ll be prepared by then, promise. See? It’s you that should be worried about this dinner.
You mush. Forcing me to be just as cuddly as you. How did you do that?
You didn’t survive. You stayed by my side the entire dinner and hid behind me whenever someone from my family came talk to me. But yeah, I suppose he will manage.
Forcing you? I think you always liked to cuddle. You have Bea as a sister, after all. You can’t fool me, Tin Man.
…that’s my version of surviving. The version where I ran out and faced your family head on is called a kamikaze mission that I wasn’t prepared for. I don’t know if I’m prepared for it now either. I just have more people to hide behind. He’ll manage to flirt with your mom, you mean.
Lazy ass. It’s not like I have the strenght of doing anything else though.
Mother wants him to come for dinner one day. Throw him to my family so he will be aware the mess you put the two of you into.
Don’t lie to me, we both know you want to too.
I think I might’ve told him that before, but I can’t remember. It’s not that bad! I’ve been to a family dinner of yours and survived. I think you’ll be the one wishing this dinner doesn’t take place.
Yes, yes, yes we can, love.
Are you coming to my house during summer?
Good because all I want to do is go back to the dorms and stay in bed for the rest of the day.
I asked Dex and he got all grumbly for a little while, but caved and said I could.
Shut it. I missed you.
I’ve missed you so much. Hey, Em, can we maybe forget about exams for today?
You’re so silly.
At least you smiled. Even if it was only a little one.