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The Wizard of Oz
To die would be an awfully big adventure

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Ozzy D'Angelo • Fifth Year • Hufflepuff • Prefect

Drug dealer? No. I don't do that anymore.

UnknownCome On Kid by UnknownJosiah Leming
( UnknownCome On Kid )
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How I love Halloween candy.

mason-stancliff:

You have a point but don’t worry about me, kiddo. I won’t get killed tonight.

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I knew you’d like it. It’s a solid plan. You better not! I’ll be more than just a little sad if you do. I mean, who else will I have to talk to about random shit all the time? Wait — that might be why you’d want to die. Hm, put yourself out of the misery of listening to a chatterbox all day.

How I love Halloween candy.

mason-stancliff:

Kiddo,most of the times I get drunk bad shit happens. If I meant to get killed by a psycho on Halloween, then I’ll get killed with a bunch of gummy bears and vodka in my system.

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I like my plan better. And that’s that you just don’t die at all. See? Much better than your plan.

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wait what is a para

chels is literally me at this point

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The hell are all the kids?

three-dees:

…You wouldn’t dare. I’m paying for your college. Your food, your clothing, your dead cat. I mean what who said that. I should enchant them so they can have some sort of strange love child and it’ll be the funniest thing since your dead cat. I MEAN WHAT.

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Say it again, mister senile. We’ll see how everything goes when you get older and more crazy. I’ve got a sugar daddy now. I don’t need your money.

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My — MY CAT ISN’T DEAD. He’s still living ok and that wasn’t even a little funny when it happened and isn’t any more funny now!


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How I love Halloween candy.

mason-stancliff:

Especially gummy bears. Gummy bears with vodka. 

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You can’t get drunk on Halloween! That’s when all the bad shit happens. Gotta keep your eyes peeled for that.

The hell are all the kids?

three-dees:

Shut up, shut up, I’m tired. It’s been a long day. They just grow up so fast. Your retarded cat got scared of Kal-El and peed on my couch. Am I out of excuses yet?

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Nah, you’re just getting old. Senile. Forgetting things you shouldn’t have. Next you’ll start forgetting me altogether and then I’ll have to lock you away in some muggle care home so that you don’t scare the other children. He did not! He’s with Toto right now. Yes, you ran out a while ago.